and normally i would cringe, but today a smile broke out :) especially since the last phrase is something i've already 'cringed-laughed' at while we were in Acapulco this summer.
A Japanese hotel: 'It is forbidden to steal towels please. If you are not person to do such thing please not read notes. You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid'.
A Moscow hotel: 'You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.'
A Rome doctor's office: 'Specialists in women and other diseases.'
A Swiss restaurant menu: 'Our wines leave nothing to hope for.'
A Bangkok dry cleaner's: 'Drop your trousers here for best results.'
A Rhodes tailor shop: 'Order your summer suits. Because of very big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.'
Inside Germany's Black Forest: 'It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in the tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose.'
A Hong Kong dentist: 'Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.'
A Czech tourist agency: 'Take one of our horse-driven city tours, we guarantee no miscarriages.'
A Swedish furrier: 'Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.'
A detour sign in Kyushu, Japan: 'Stop. Drive sideways.'
A Copenhagen airline office: 'We take your bags and send them in all directions.'
A Budapest zoo: 'Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.'
A Japanese booklet: 'If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.'
And finally a hotel in Acapulco: 'The manager has personally passed all water served here.'